Me: *before I take my first bite*
Mom: is it good?
Pony Deathdrop to the Gawds!
if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands
i’m having this played at my funeral
Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment
american horror story: coven
"Tell the class a little bit about yourself"
did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??
“can i sign your yearbook”
Do y’all know how fucking sad this makes me? leave people alone. This literally made me cry. FUCKING LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE?! I hate this world. Too fucked up, even for me
you guys!!!!!!! this turned out to be a nice story for once!!!!! so many people were saying nice things about her that she ended up makin an instagram just to see them!!!