posted 15 hours ago43862 notes (gaganist source The Onion)

posted 15 hours ago16244 notes (fireflylilacs source hellanerd)

curlycute:

*white person voice* how spicy is this salsa

posted 15 hours ago109218 notes (nuggettfucker source curlycute)


ughexcuseme:

Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” sang in 20 different styles

  • 0.00 - Katy Perry
  • 0:08 - Nirvana
  • 0:15 - Queen
  • 0:22 - Michael Jackson
  • 0:30 - ‘N Sync
  • 0:43 - Iron Maiden
  • 0:57 - Jamiroquai
  • 1:07 - Pantera
  • 1:13 - Frank Sinatra
  • 1:29 - Metallica
  • 1:35 - Pavarotti
  • 1:43 - The Doors
  • 2:00 - Run D.M.C
  • 2:08 - Tech N9ne
  • 2:16 - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • 2:21 - Slipknot
  • 2:26 - Louis Prima
  • 2:32 - Boyz II Men
  • 2:51 - Type 0 Negative
  • 3:14 - John Mayer
posted 15 hours ago142820 notes (faplemore source ughexcuseme)

madunkaa:

oh mY GOD

madunkaa:

oh mY GOD

posted 15 hours ago100904 notes (nuggettfucker source bvnnny)

walrusnuggets:

this is the greatest happiest video i have ever seen 

posted 16 hours ago50494 notes (fire-ispower source walrusnuggets)

dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 


princekanou:

princekanou:

4:20 praise it

and let us all be thankful on this joyous collision of holidays that this pun just got that much better. 


cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

cafemusaiin:

samsvirtuallife:

positlvedreamer:

cafemusaiin:

i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back

this perfectly describes grandmas 

My grandma would have given me a five and thrown in a new pair of shoes too.

im sorry i wasnt aware that this was the goddamn grandma olympics

posted 16 hours ago506072 notes (zjvmalik source striders)

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING


tyleroakley:

poorprovincialtown:

editingatwork:

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

Simon’s face says “I like it against my will.”

IT’S EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED

YES TO MORE ACTUAL TALENT IN SINGING COMPETITIONS.

posted 16 hours ago76238 notes (squided source musical-treasures)

svveden:

*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse

good so you won’t be drowning in my pussy

posted 17 hours ago107447 notes (pizza-slayer source svveden)

squided:

canadianbussy:

I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it


I haven’t attended much OMGBs and SBBQs lately but I’m definitely considering it much more now

squided:

canadianbussy:

I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it

I haven’t attended much OMGBs and SBBQs lately but I’m definitely considering it much more now

posted 17 hours ago46657 notes (squided source thelonelyloner)

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

posted 17 hours ago312468 notes (to--ronto source whorville)

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