grilledcheezed:

"can i see your phone?"

"ya one sec"

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The Devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ‘Cause he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite.

American Horror Story, Season 1

(Probably my favorite quote from the entire series.)

australian-horror-storry:

who is she

internetgf:

ilovedrake12345:

the greatest dancer alive

GO AWF

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—

…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti

whatisthat-velvet:

babybutta:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shialabae:

brownglucose:

imsoshive:

She on beat like a muhhfucka

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shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo

FUCK ME UP MARY BETH

GET IT BITCH!!!! YESSS!!!! FUCK IT UP I LOVE IT!!!!!

The hood fucks with her heavily.

Ok but why she so smooth with it?
I love this

anxiety-filled-princess:

have you ever looked in the mirror and said “wow I wish I could be pretty” and then just started crying

no because I’m hot as hell

im-floppy:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

I never met hitler

you’ve heard of hitler you egg

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

ro3ja:

Pony Deathdrop to the Gawds!

ro3ja:

Pony Deathdrop to the Gawds!

voteforsaraberry:

chadleymacguff:

obbz08:

xkeepyourheadupkidx:

STOP

is this real

LET HER LIVE

this is why the show is getting cancelled

foodtrucker:

if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands

foodtrucker:

if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands