iguanamouth:

remember to ask your parents permission before procuring dead bodies

ruinedchildhood:

how i feel when i gotta get up and close my room door after someone walks out and leaves it open

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bewbin:

Phoenix Arizona is named after a bird on fire becuase if you look out your window that is what you’ll see there

laughhard:


I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

laughhard:

I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.

shmurdapunk:

sixpenceee:

A graduate student has created the first man-made biological leaf. It absorbs water and carbon dioxide to produce oxygen just like a plant. He did this by suspending chloroplasts in a mixture made out of silk protein. He believed it can be used for many things but the most striking one is the thought that it could be used for long distance space travel. Plants do not grow in space, but this synthetic material can be used to produce oxygen in a hostile environment. (Video)

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disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

disordinary:

my scary pumpkin.

kisslng:

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

methhomework:

the fault within our star was so romantic